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DATE : MAY 2001
LOCATION : MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.
After nearly a year of hard out scrimping and saving....no money for razor blades, deodorant
or a hair cut...the traveling community were finally ready to accept me as one of their own!!
First off - this website is a monument to the lazy and in-articulate
approach that has served me so well over the years. I was just too damn lazy to keep a travel diary so the idea has morphed
into some sort of WEBLOG. As a consequence of this, I reserve the right to grossly exaggerate events and I
offer my apologies to all ye who religiously and anally document your experiences in travel diaries.
Before I left the tranquility of English shores.....my mission was
simple.....escape the unforgiving capitalist rat-race for
as long as possible (oohhh - bit of politics there for any Ben Elton fans!!)
The fact
that a large part of my story is about spending s**t loads of money on cigarettes and alcohol is entirely irrelevant!!
When i eventually sign away the movie rights.....we'll
shoot in exotic locations with a cast list of thousands (mainly mosquitoes and those bloody sandflies). The
screenplay will be modified to include a rather large dash of bulls**t (as if it already doesn't!) and if the budget
can stretch that far, Martin Scorsese will direct (i'll be too busy interviewing extras on the casting couch).
Finally - before you are transported to far flung places theres a shout going out
for the Manchester possee....miss you all heaps....see ya when i'm no longer "MAD FOR IT"
BY THE WAY - SOME "SPECIAL STUFF" IS HIDDEN ON THIS SITE....CAN YOU FIND IT???
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